Microsoft certified

You are a God amongst men. The things you can do with a computer boggle the brain, beggar belief and alliterate Bs in general. You can make databases, spreadsheets and documents which are viewable by 90% of the home computing population. I bet you even have a spyware remover program. You're so impressive I may have peed a little.

Jasmine

You're the girl who has everything but is still desperate for the thing she cannot have, love. Jasmine first wandered onto our screen in Aladdin (1992)